Monday, June 20, 2011

Dear Old Spice:

Over the past few years we’ve built up a great working relationship. You’ve given me great smelling deodorant, and I’ve given you money in $4 increments whenever I run out.

I’ve had the pleasure to work with your incredibly manly scents, and have had the sublime experience of watching my biceps perform hilarious hijinks as I apply your miraculous concoctions. I’ve been on a boat and a horse, and I’ve even seen it block out the sun.

I just want to use this opportunity to thank you for being the best dang deodorant ever.


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